did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
Hey guys! I just reached 400 followers today!
I’m really grateful for each and every one of you guys who puts up with my annoying crap self, so as a gift, here’s the full version of the leaked, unreleased jellyfish song!
all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie
what do you mean had
what do you mean girls